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Jun. 9th, 2009 08:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tineyPeople of New Orleans
We have your mayor.
Attempt no reprisals. He and his wife are being treated well and provided with all comforts and conveniences. Do not seek aid from the higher levels of your government. A list of our demands will be forthcoming shortly through our intermediary, Lee Zurik. Until then we expect you to eat our crustaceans in preference to your own and to continue shopping at Wal-Mart.
We look forward to your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Wen Jiabao
Premier
People's Republic Of China
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Dear Premier Wen
Thank you for your message. Since we rarely see our mayor, it is always nice to know where he is!
We have decided that we prefer domestic crawfish, and we prefer not purchasing items of questionable quality and/or ingredients. Therefore, you may keep the mayor, his wife and whatever other functionaries he has accompanying him. I'm sure they won't notice the difference.
Sincerely,
The Citizens of the City of New Orleans</td></tr>
